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mpregbert:

gloomysandwichgirl:

There’s no food in my house

*dying whale noise*

whale: there is no krill in the ocean

*teenage girl noise*

(Source: operalakes, via phandymonium)

— 9 minutes ago with 384066 notes
statiic-in-my-head:

I Hate Hartley // The Amity Affliction [x]

statiic-in-my-head:

I Hate Hartley // The Amity Affliction [x]

(via afteracollapse)

— 15 minutes ago with 5642 notes
mrpixelface:

Real Friends - Maybe this place is the same and we’re just changing.

mrpixelface:

Real Friends - Maybe this place is the same and we’re just changing.

(via afteracollapse)

— 16 minutes ago with 901 notes

dion-thesocialist:

Because it just makes sense, we need to talk about Green Day’s accidentally super pro-war 2004 video Wake Me Up When September Ends. Green Day are known as a very smart and thoughtful pop punk band who have an album called Dookie. But following the terrorist attacks of September 11th, 2001, lots of people who were previously okay with being apathetic suddenly decided to have feelings about stuff. For famous people, which Green Day technically are, I guess, this gave them the opportunity to broadcast their emotions to the rest of us normal people.

For Green Day, the sads and feelings caused them to become a completely different band, one objectively worse and more self-righteous than any other band at the time. Their album American Idiottried to channel the political anger of their punk predecessors like Sex Pistols and The Clash, but ended up sounding more like Randy Marsh’s “I’m a Little Bit Rock and Roll.”  What more would you expect from a guy named Billie Joe?

  1. The video open with two white people kissing in a field of flowers.
  2. The boy says some unnecessarily dark shit about how one day, we’ll all wake up and everything we love will be gone. This is, in a strictly technical sense, foreshadowing.
  3. He goes on to say, “People get old, and things change.” Ya know, kinda like a decently cool pop punk band who watched Bowling For Columbine and decided to get all thoughtful.
  4. "My feelings for you and the way you look right now will last forever." Ya know, kinda like when that pop punk band gets all thoughtful but keeps wearing eyeliner.
  5. I think the girl has some kind of speech impediment.
  6. Plot hole: If these two spend time in fields of flowers, why are they both so pale? I’m not buying it.
  7. "Don’t ever leave me," the girl says. "I won’t," replies the fucking liar.
  8. *intense hugging*
  9. Acoustic guitar intro and we are firmly in the early 2000’s.
  10. Why is this video seven minutes long though?
  11. Close up on a 30+ year old male dressed like a 14 year old boy.
  12. The couple wanders through their hometown, full of other white people doing white people activities: wandering around shirtless, laughing with friends shirtless, skateboarding shirtless, etc.
  13. The guy is apparently a fucking bum and can’t afford a hot dog for his girlfriend, so she buys it instead. Honestly, in the grand scheme of things, it’s not a huge deal. I hope he doesn’t let this mild emasculation cause him to make a reckless, rash decision, such as joining the fucking military in war time.
  14. FORESHADOWING INTENSIFIES. Homeboy plays what appears to be Call of Duty, and his girlfriend has to literally turn off the television to get him to pay attention to her. Imagine if he were playing Pokemon or something? “Sorry, babe, I’m leaving our quaint midwestern town to go catch ‘em all.”
  15. On his 18th birthday, the girl shoves some cake in the guy’s face. Guy can’t even feed himself. What a loser.
  16. Suddenly, the happy flower cake shirtless hot dog times are over. The girl discovers that his boyfriend has enlisted in the military and slaps the shit out of him for being so stupid.
  17. "I thought you would understand! I did this for us!" screams the moron. Yes, because leaving the love of your life to go overseas and fight a war, without so much as mentioning the idea to her, was sure to go over well. Slap him again, please.
  18. Pretty. Pretty white kids with problems.
  19. I know pop punk isn’t renowned for its musical complexity, but fuck this My First Guitar bullshit anyway. 
  20. The guy leaves on a bus to boot camp where he is immediately yelled at. At least he’s hopefully used to being called a dumb ass.
  21. They shave the guy’s hair. In his eyes, you can see him reminding himself, “Remember, this is for the hot dogs.”
  22. Time to train for war.
  23. After being shaved, he ends up in Iraq. This video is a stark reminder of the profoundly negative effect the Iraq invasion had on the imperialist invaders.
  24. An Iraqi family looks on terrified, but they are quickly ignored so we can focus some more on pale boy. Look at how the war tore apart families. Not the families of Iraqis, but American families. You know, white people.
  25. It’s kinda sad that this is only the second best war-themed pop punk music video released that year.
  26. Apparently this invasion is being directed by Michael Bay.
  27. A military hummer fires indiscriminately and wildly in all directions.
  28. His girlfriend is clearly planning to spend his entire tour of duty crying on the couch and looking out the window. Cheer up. You’ve ditched the loser. Go buy yourself a hot dog.
  29. Somebody gets shot in the leg and everyone rushes to help him while homeboy hides behind a wall like the fucking coward he is. 
  30. Back home, his girlfriend sits on some rusted, abandoned bleachers and stares into the sky as we fade to black, Green Day refusing to give us the happy ending we all want: loser boy getting up close and personal with an IED. Our protagonist and his girlfriend end up being the main focus of a video about a war that killed thousands of innocent men, women, and children. A+, Billie Joe.
— 4 hours ago with 76 notes

sadbisexual:

sadbisexual:

idratherbeinkonoha:

Stop tumblr 2014

It is so obvious this is a troll blog. Stop falling for this

Do y’all still download tons of search bars and custom cursors and shit? Bc it seems none of y’all ever learned internet literacy

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— 7 hours ago with 16848 notes
wolvensnothere:

sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much


my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

wolvensnothere:

sodomquake:

robowolves:

trimcoast:

orangemuses:

I love this post so much

image

my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

(Source: tardismetotomorrowworld, via neverland-pirates)

— 19 hours ago with 643941 notes
ATTENTION SARCASM USERS

buttlass:

tweeckos:

we’re being faced with a serious issue.

there is only 1 sarcasm left

now we’ve got to use it wisely. please, for the love of god, think before you speak. it’s gotta be good.

yeah okay, i’ll be sure to do that

(via dion-thesocialist)

— 21 hours ago with 108287 notes

kill your curiosity

1. Last kiss
2. Last phone call
3. Last text message
4. Last song you listened to
5. Last time you cried
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice
7. Been cheated on
8. Self harmed
9. Lost someone special
10. Been depressed
11. Been drunk and threw up
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
12. had sex
13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
15. Made a new friend
17. Laughed until you cried
18. Met someone who changed you
19. Found out who your true friends were
20. Found out someone was talking about you
26. What did you do for your last Birthday
27. What time did you wake up today
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
32. What are you listening to right now
33. When is the last time you had sex?
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now
35. Most visited webpage
36. Favorite colour
37. Nicknames
38. Relationship Status
39. Zodiac sign
40. Male or female
41. Primary school
42. Secondary School
43. High school/college
44. Eye color
46. Height
47. Do you have a crush on someone
48. What do you like about yourself
49. Piercings
50. Tattoos
51. Righty or lefty
FIRSTS:
53. First piercing
54. First best friend
55. First hookup
56. First Bestfriend
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating
60. Drinking
61. I'm about to
62. Listening to
63. Waiting for
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids?
65. Get married?
66. Career
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes
68. Hugs or kisses
69. Shorter or taller
70. Older or Younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms
73. Sensitive or loud
74. Hook-up or relationship
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger
77. Drank hard liquor
78. Lost glasses/contacts
79. Had sex
80. Broken someone's heart
82. Been arrested
83. Turned someone down
84. Cried when someone died
85. Fallen for a friend
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself
87. Miracles
88. Love at first sight
89. Heaven
90. Santa Clause
91. Kiss on the first date
92. Angels
93. How would you label yourself?
94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
95. Did you sing today
96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
100. Do you like the way you look?
Actually ask me something. Anon or not.
PLEASE DO THIS ACTUALLY FOR ONCE I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER PLEASE
— 21 hours ago with 440417 notes